holynipples:

how to win your crush in 2 quick snapchats

(Source: tittled, via earlubes)

unclefather:

i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail

(Source: memewhore, via twinkiesofficial)

likesdinos:

jackmymeat420:

corginator:

jackmymeat420:

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

(Source: khione, via astronaut-l)

snapchatting:

what’s that? you’re into sad boys with internet blogs? well have i got good news for you!

(via pinataparty23-deactivated201404)

(Source: birdism, via cavebae)

themgmtpolice:

it’s not “just a phase” mom

(Source: tibets, via the90sk-i-d-s)

(via fancyrab)

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

(via curryfrac)

beachtags:

me and my crew entering school

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